AH, the Islamic state. What is the Islamic state, actually? Former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad once said Malaysia was one already. PAS disagrees and wants to turn Malaysia into a real Islamic state. The DAP staunchly does not want an Islamic state. And Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) … well, the PKR jury on the Islamic state is still out on an extended recess.
What are the “Islamic states” in existence now? Saudi Arabia? But a monarchy was never part of the Islamic government envisioned by the prophet Muhammad and his immediate successors, the rightly-guided caliphs.
Iran? But to be precise, Iran is a Shiite state, and as we know in Malaysia, Shiism is a big no-no.
Pakistan? The Islamic Republic of Pakistan seems constantly on the brink of civil war due to Taliban insurgencies.
And contrary to popular belief, several Middle Eastern states do not identify as “Islamic states”. On one hand, we have Turkey, the avowedly secular republic which is flexible enough to have an Islamist-led federal government.
And then we have the North African kingdoms and republics, which are notionally secular but incorporate Islamic values and jurisprudence into their penal codes and personal laws.
The most populous Muslim country in the world, Indonesia, does not even regard itself as an “Islamic state”. In fact, in 2002, Indonesia’s highest legislative body, the People’s Consultative Assembly, struck down any attempt to make syariah legislation the highest law of the land.
It bears noting that Islam has a rich history of diverse political philosophies related to governance and legislation. This can be seen from the early Muslim community in post-Hijrah Madinah; to the Umayyad and Abbasid empires; to the breakaway Shia dynasties — the Safavids and the Fatimids; and eventually the Ottoman caliphate. Throughout history, Muslims have tried to govern according to different understandings of Islam.
Perhaps it was the fall of the Ottoman empire after World War I and the formation of the modern, secular Turkish republic that effectively signaled the end of the “Islamic state” as was widely understood. Many Muslims at that time were still colonised by the non-Muslim West. Hence, the struggle for independence was equated with a defence of “Islam”.
Contemporary Islamic movements, therefore, have their work cut out for them. Yes, they want an Islamic state, but do they want a transnational, Ottoman-like caliphate? A European Union equivalent of an Islamic state, perhaps? Or do they want many different Islamic states? Then they would have to deal with the kinds of Islamic states that are acceptable — for example, should all Islamic states be republic in form, or can they remain monarchies?
And perhaps the question that most lay citizens will ask in the Islamic state debate is: What about syariah laws? Will adulterers be stoned? Will women who do not cover their hair be punished? Will Muslims who drink alcohol be flogged in public? Will non-Muslims be relegated to second-class status under the guise of “protectionism”? What will happen to the Jews?
And so, taking into account this complicated matrix of issues surrounding the Islamic state, The Nut Graph is pleased to present the most challenging Six Words yet! Tell us your thoughts on the Islamic state — condense it, describe it, define it, challenge it, support it, glorify it, criticise it — in only six words.
To begin, The Nut Graph got cracking and came up with these entries:
Farewell my beloved country, I’m leaving.
Stay back and mount peaceful resistance.
Will women be allowed to think?
PAS for all? Just a slogan.
I support Islamic (oops!) secular state.
Islamic state by whom for whom?
Only in the prophet Muhammad’s time.
Malaysia is already on its way.
Tapi bagaimana kalau ada perbezaan tafsiran?
Susah sebab orang Islam begitu majmuk.
Pakai tudung, moral policing, tangkap khalwat.
Fatwa haramkan rokok, beryoga dan pengkid.
PAS lawan DAP. PAS, Umno bersaing.
Kedudukan PKR masih kabur tak tentu.
The Scandinavian countries fit the bill.
Adulterers and apostates to the guillotine!
Rhymes with “Cannot drink or fornicate.”
Nice concept, no existing role models.
Can Shirin Ebadi be its leader?
Tetapi apa negara contoh masa kini?
In the spotlight / Losing my religion. 
The Nut Graph appreciates Islam’s diversity.
Inspired by Ernest Hemingway‘s genius, the Six Words On… section challenges readers to give us their comments about a current issue, contemporary personality or significant event in just six words. The idea is to get readers engaged in an issue that The Nut Graph identifies, while having fun and being creatively disciplined.
YS says
Islam or not, I don’t care.
I just want justice for all.
Naoko says
Pakai tudung, moral policing, tangkap khalwat. <-- Is this sung to the tune of "Bangun Pagi, Gosok gigi?" My contributions: Fate, State, Checkmate. Morality police ahoy! Religious state: everything also cannot do! Drinking and mixing now completely forbidden. Fear of state meet state of fear. Islamic and Christian states, what difference? When religions fail, moral policing increases. Islamic states predict rational thinking downfall.
Hafidz Baharom says
Explain what is an Islamic State.
Clarify who is an Islamic state.
Islamic states don’t have a monarchy?
So then is PAS being seditious?
siew eng says
A personal matter becomes state’s business?
terri says
Have Islamic state, brains not needed.
Hazlan Zakaria says
It’s a concept beyond six words
Author, please study the Medina Charter
Where Islam is the official religion
Where syariah applies to the Muslims
Where a charter guarantees non-Muslim rights
Deserves thorough discussion but not ridicule
Needs explanation by an Islamic scholar
Cannot be explained by layperson wisecracks
It is not a hereditary monarchy
Is certainly not like Turkey today
May be more tolerant than thought
Can potentially be just for all
Has been misinterpreted even by Muslims
Is the current bogey of liberals
Paul R. says
Is it what the Prophet wanted?
Why create something a minority wants?
Karcy says
A conflict of modernity and orthodoxy.
roastpork says
I don’t believe in your reality.
victor tan says
No corrupted police, judges and officials.
No AP, ketuanan and money politics.
shaff says
We all have a slamming time.
See you at the nearest bar.
malaysianfirst says
I will talk, you just follow.
One way in, no way out.
Faith for all, money for me.
PAS is happy, Umno is rich.
Textile is in, barbers are out.
Sonia says
“Deserves thorough discussion but not ridicule”
Sisters In Islam? Keep them quiet!
lucia says
Islamic values according to whom, please?
Aren’t all religious values the same?
What laws? All laws are human-constructed!
sapu says
What does it matter, Islam or …
All religions are of the same …
No one religion is greater than …
There is only, only one God.
Thomas Lee says
Malaysia is not an Islamic state.
We are just a Muslim-majority state.
ai tze says
The Nut Graph banned in Malaysia.
moot says
Facetious, farcical, puerile, perfidious, fallacious … seditious.
Chen says
Religion: Bicycle for fishes. Need it?
Fikri Hakim says
Do not promote symbol of evil
Embrace Islam for justice and harmony
Salam says
Once you convert, no way out
It would pass to your children
You take away their freedom, right
They don’t have their own choice
bob teoh says
Islamic state, country, nation or 1Malaysia?
WYT says
All you apostates out there beware
Cloak your body cover your hair
Be wary before your last breath
Bodies get snatched after your death
Reza says
Ulama rule guarantees end of progress
Religion and politics = deadly combination
No drinking allowed? Not for me!
Religious policing = pain in ass
Let me apostasise! I want out!
Human rights will just be violated
Death of freedom, liberty and individuality
z00l says
Islamophobia in our very own backyard.
DJ says
No precedents? Why not be First?
Arion Yeow says
All theocracies are detached from reality.
roastpork says
Resistance is futile, prepare for assimilation.
shernren says
Change “Tuhan” in Negaraku to “Allah”?
Daniel C says
Let’s make a human rainbow instead.
Umran says
Laugh or cry? I’m not sure.
A nebulous, multifaceted and misunderstood concept.
Number of people = different versions.
A transparent attempt to control us.
1984 Part 2, here we come!
I’m off, call me when rebuilding.
james au says
Islam contradicts Islam; Islam versus Islam.
Singam says
Islamic state: Values or merely rituals?
Gustri says
Malaysia, Islamic state? I’m outta here!
National instability, an act of God?
Economic downturn, an act of God?
Peace be with you … and you …
David Anthony says
“Your state, not my business”: God
Nur Eng says
Malaysia tetap akan diIslamkan, masha Allah!
Religion and state, do not mix.
PAS kini bertanduk dua, Ya Tuhan!
Malaysia must be a secular country!
PAS dan UMNO kini sehati sejiwa!
sweelin says
Separation of mosque and state, please.
meena lakshana says
Goodbye liberal democracy, hello retrogressive authoritarianism.
The Lord Panda says
No no no no no no.
Over my dead furry body, bub.
I would rather live in Singapore.
Philip Selavaraj says
No single successful Islamic country exists.
Philip Selvaraj says
Islam cannot exist without Islamic state?
Nicholas.C says
The separation of mosque and state.
Hard lessons from the Dark Ages.
Borne-O says
Islam means to serve every body.
A country that serves the people.
walski69 says
Islamic state? Just look at Iran.
“Whose version of Syariah?” I ask.
Religion thrives in secularism: refer Indonesia.
Medina Charter? A secular state model.
Don’t misinterpret history through skewed perspectives.
Name one Islamic state that’s successful.
Where there’s justice, equality for all.
Calvin Leong says
“Islamic State” is Made in Malaysia.
Islam is making a big comeback.
Today in Malaysia, tomorrow the world.
Islam is last chance for 1Malaysia.
Bangsa Malaysia, semua rakyat agama Islam.
Lin says
Ulamas say: So “haram,” all this!
Islam rocks, but totalitarian rule sucks.
There is no compulsion in Islam.
The true Islam is all embracing.
Piety performed, but decency, alas, sidelined.
Karcy says
D’you see what’s happening in Iran?
radin m.imaduddin says
Konsep baik harus diusahakan menjadi realiti
Sivin Kit says
God has other more important priorities.
Wave33 says
Gonna miss my chee yoke fun
Gonna miss my wan tan mee
Gonna miss my bak kut teh
Gonna miss my char siew pau
Gonna miss my siew yoke fan
Gonna miss my spicy frog’s leg
Gonna miss my man’s best friend
Yeo Kien Kiong says
Zedeck’s quote is awesome!
Philip Selvaraj says
Failed State would mean failed religion
Philip Selvaraj says
An Asian Lebanon in the making
Philip Selvaraj says
Many Muslims migrating to Christian West
Philip Selvaraj says
Islamic State can’t give good life
Philip Selvaraj says
Islamic State is a failed ideology
Philip Selvaraj says
Islamic State has no success story